From : XXXXXman@aol.com
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : How we got to your sight
Your gonna love this.
Me and my buddy Vinny were at the Yankees game last night (game 4). We were sitting in the bleachers over in left field and there was some dude about five rows down from us with curly red hair and a weird face. So my one buddy thought he looked like Mark McGwire. I thought he looked like the dude from the movie Mask. We all agreed that the guy also looked like Danny Bonaduce.
Anyway my other friend loves 80’s movies and thought he looked like this dude named Tool from a shitty 80’s movie called Stone Cold.
So the game ends (amazing game like tonight) and we were going ape shit and all that.
We get back to Vinny’s apt (amazing a Yankee fan called Vinny) and we go on the IMDB.com and look up who the actor was from Stone Cold.
His name of course is Tony Pierce. We weren’t sure if it was the same guy so we went to a search engine and your sight came up first.
Me being a horny bastard saw the picture of two hot chicks and that is that.
Ed note: the two hot chicks are Drew Barrymore and Courtney Love, definately hot