1. Tuesday, November 27, 2001

    i get a lot of letters from young guys 

    believe it or not, thats not why i started this thing. recently i let out the secret to as why i started this, but i digress.

    Peter: if you ever have unprotected sex with a girl, and then have unprotected sex with another girl and you dont tell that 2nd girl what you did with the 1st girl, not only will you spread your ignorantly terrible disease, but if i ever meet you i will rip out your eyeballs, then chop off your head, then slice your “manhood” off and shove it down the remains of your neck and you will watch yourself choke on your own diseased nads.

    once in Hell, i will make sure that each freaked molester begin and end each day raping you with their tools the size of redwoods.

    i never understood the phrase, “dont piss where you eat,” until my health teacher explained VD to us pimply fools.

    so, Peter, go get your AIDS test, ask for and accept their huge bags of condoms, and the next time you get lucky, dont catch anything from these sweet girls and dont pass your ignorant crap to the supersweet girls. unless you have had them tied up in your basement since they were newborns you have no idea where they have been, which means no one knows where you have been.

    and dont ever introduce yourself to me because i just might break a hand on your skull out of principal.

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