1. Friday, February 22, 2002

    ok, enough with the “wink wink” emails. 

    just because im very happy and skipping down the street on a friday morning, early for work, eating muffins, doesnt mean that i got it on with my ex- last night, thank you!

    not everyone needs that sort of action to feel like a million, perverts. loveable perverts. best perverts in the world.

    chris and i are the best of friends, and im slowly getting the hint that she and i will never be together again, and that sort of realization isnt all so bad as long as we can continue to be the best of buddies. last night i got to her house before she did, and i hafta tell you, it’s pretty nice to be able to really make yourself feel at home when someone tells you to feel at home.

    it was hot last night, even at the beach, so the first thing i did was take off my pants.

    then i searched around her pajama drawer for some bottoms.

    couldnt find any so i went into the bathroom, read half of a Jane magazine and stunk up that room pretty well.

    then went to the fridge, nude, and cracked open a beer.

    then turned on the tv and finally the stereo.

    when she arrived i had found a clean shirt but no bottoms, all the lights of her house were on and was sitting on her new thousand dollar couch with a beer and a magazine about to light up, the tv had the laker/clipper game and the stereo had on this Chicago band called Menthol – who i love.

    be careful who you invite to “make yourself at home.”

    so why else am i happy? well, yesterday sara quoted me and kitty linked me, thats always great. but im disappointed that Genevieve’s Nerve personals dont allow HTML in their descriptions, as reported by KB. I’m sure theres a good reason for it.

    why else smile? Large American Penis— obviously a nod to the Rabbit Blog’s url (www.tinylittlepenis.com) – wrote this on the 19th: Tony Pierce writes a bizarre, yet interesting blog. How he finds time to do all the HTML and find all the pictures is beyond me. Help him buy a car! He’s my newest link on the left.

    Dear LAP,

    As Sara quoted yesterday, in my humble opinion, if you have a great site thats updated all the time, you probably have a boring life. If your Blog is great, you probably have a dull job.

    I try to break my own rule by having a sorta interesting life by HTMLing as fast as I can late at night – when I’m home.

    The blog is done during my federally mandated 15 minute work breaks.

    Thanks for the links,


    Finally, some people have asked for the unedited transcript between myself and the 21-year-old Texan beauty, Jai. As you know, nothing in here is true, and the true parts are edited for entertainment and style. So even in a chat interview, I cleaned some stuff up and chopped out some chunks for presentation since the dialogue lasted a whopping 2 1/2 hours! Lucky for us, Jai posted the entire transcript and you can enjoy it yourself if you click this for part one and this for part two (we got disconnected).