are you broken up with ashley.
i said, swear to God.
she said, you love her too much for that. plus you’ve been together for a year or some shit.
i said, why dont you just worry about Emeril.
she said, who?
i said, your boyfriend.
she said, i dont have a boyfriend.
i said, that mexican singer guy who’s dad used to–
she said, you mean Enrique?
i said, yeah, that dillweed.
she said, Enrique is not my boyfriend, and he’s sweet, shut up.
i said, ok, later.
she said, wait wait, come fly with me, lets go to tahoe.
i said, some of us work for a living.
she said, hahaha, you, work, that would be a change.
so i said, what would we do in tahoe?
she said, we’d drink.