1. Thursday, May 9, 2002

    this little little kid 

    interviewed me the other day and since shes not gonna put it on her site, she said i could put it on mine.

    lily: hi my names lily whats yours?

    me: tony

    lily: i like your stuff.

    me: thank you.

    lily: how many fingers are you?

    me: everyones got the tough questions right away.

    lily: oh, come on, dont be a baby.

    lily: how many fingers?

    me: this many.

    lily: whats your favorite sport?

    me: bowling.

    lily: i like french fries at the bowling

    me: me too, its the only place that i like them with ketchup

    lily: why do you spell it that way?

    me: spell what what way?

    lily: catsup. you spell it weird.

    me: i spell lots of things weird.

    lily: what do you do for your job.

    me: im an editor

    lily: is that like a doctor?

    me: no, i correct peoples spelling.

    lily: you?

    me: can you believe it.

    lily: well, lots of things fascinate me. i just spent an hour in this box i discovered.

    me: look out for the heavy staples in those boxes.

    lily: yeah, thanks. now you tell me.

    me: sorry.

    lily: ok, gotta go

    me: so soon?

    lily: i mean poopies.

    me: oh, go for it.

    lily: but i should go anyway, im bored.

    me: ok, nice chatting with you.

    lily: bye!