on your blog?
i said, flea isnt good enough?
she said, flea’s good, but what about someone like Dave Navarro or Tommy Lee?
i said, how about Johnny Knoxville?
she said, perfect!
i said, but don’t you think, thats sorta, ummmmm, gay?
she said, tony, nobody who stumbles across this blog would ever think that you’re gay.
i said, really?
she said, hello. i usually have to clean my hands after i read it because the testosterone gets all over me.
i said, ok.
she said, do you like johnny knoxville?
i said, yeah, i do. i can see why girls like him, cuz he looks like dylan and–
she said, bob dylan?
i said, no, my friend Dylan, from Champion, or whatever their name is.
she said, oh, i dont think ive met him yet. cutie!
and i said, uh yeah, so i think guys dont feel threatened by johnny because he will be dead in about a week and a half.
she said, dont say that.
and, i said, yeah, and i doubt that his weiner works anymore.