Q. Do u have a few minutes Tony?

A. just a few, how can i help?

Q. a/s/l

A. 108/m/hollywood

Q. Last time u had sex/made love?

A. girls dont wanna have sex with me

Q. R U gay?

A. drop your girl off here and find out.

Q. I dont have a girl;

A. why doesnt that surprise me.

Q. do u roll

A. english, speak english or die

Q. ecstacy?

A. oh, that. dude, i went to ucsb.

Q. SO?

A. U Can Study Buzzed

Q. ????

A. ok, then, no, no i have never done that.

Q. Why?

A. cuz it’s illegal, and the citizenry should obey the laws, even if it means not taking pills that make you happy.

Q. r u into stile?

A. if i was 15 and never saw titties, i’d love stile.

Q. What’s the deal with Ashley?

A. ask her yourself.

Q. No. Is she cool?

A. theres no way i deserve a girl like her.

Q. What do u mean

A. one more question and im out

Q. What place would you like to visit b4 u die?

A. Christ’s tomb in Jerusalem’s Holy Sepulchre

Q. ????

A. ask your teacher.

Q. We don’t learn that shit.

A. you should. ask your teacher.