A. just a few, how can i help?
Q. Last time u had sex/made love?
A. girls dont wanna have sex with me
Q. R U gay?
A. drop your girl off here and find out.
Q. I dont have a girl;
A. why doesnt that surprise me.
Q. do u roll
A. english, speak english or die
A. oh, that. dude, i went to ucsb.
A. U Can Study Buzzed
A. ok, then, no, no i have never done that.
A. cuz it’s illegal, and the citizenry should obey the laws, even if it means not taking pills that make you happy.
Q. r u into stile?
A. if i was 15 and never saw titties, i’d love stile.
Q. What’s the deal with Ashley?
A. ask her yourself.
Q. No. Is she cool?
A. theres no way i deserve a girl like her.
Q. What do u mean
A. one more question and im out
Q. What place would you like to visit b4 u die?
A. Christ’s tomb in Jerusalem’s Holy Sepulchre
A. ask your teacher.
Q. We don’t learn that shit.
A. you should. ask your teacher.