Of all the celebrities and groups pushing an environmental agenda, there has been one group totally left out of the debate: the Druids.
True, they were stupid enough to build Stonehenge to tell time when all they had to do was send someone to Switzerland to buy a watch, but I think it�s unfair to hold this against them. They have been charged by Mother Earth, who is one bad mother shut-your-mouth, with defense of the Earth. I decided to ask a Druid priestess about environmental issues. However, all I could get was a Druid priestess in training.
woohaa2k1: Hey, can I ask a couple of questions
druidess_in_training: ummmm…i guess
woohaa2k1: good. My name is Steven Adams; I’m a columnist
woohaa2k1: lol, hi
woohaa2k1: so before I start, what are you: a witch or Druid?
woohaa2k1: ok, I gathered so from the name, but people use the name superstud18 when they are fat and 40, so I have to be careful
woohaa2k1: How long have you been involved with being a Druidess?
druidess_in_training: 11 years
woohaa2k1: awesome, so why did you go down this route?
druidess_in_training: because it made sense to me…wicca didn’t make much sense
woohaa2k1: Yeah, those Wiccans are a little nuts.
druidess_in_training: a little nuts?!
woohaa2k1: so what do you do for a living?
druidess_in_training: i’m a home mom….basically the goddess of the abode
woohaa2k1: well, I think we all like goddesses
woohaa2k1: so what do you have to do or read to be a Druid?
druidess_in_training: study study study…meditate meditate meditate….work work work…and then study some more..lol
druidess_in_training: not the easiest path I assure you
woohaa2k1: so what is the result, what does being a druid mean? What does one do as a Druid?
druidess_in_training: druids protect and study Mother Earth…we are seen as the guardians, the song singers, the keepers of tales, the bookkeepers, among other things
woohaa2k1: so you probably do a lot of environmental activism
druidess_in_training: i would if i had the money…lol
druidess_in_training: i did chain myself to the tree outside my door when the city tried to come and hack it down though
woohaa2k1: amen, log all you want out in the forest but leave me oak alone.
druidess_in_training: well..the tree in front of my apt. isn’t an oak…but it’s still pretty and it likes me
woohaa2k1: well, mine is oak and I will sic Capt. Planet and the Planeteers on anyone who tries to take it
druidess_in_training: don’t blame you
woohaa2k1: so�you for the Kyoto Protocol?
druidess_in_training: Kyoto protocol? sorry..don’t watch TV much. What is this kyoto protocol thingy?
woohaa2k1: Ohh, it’s a U.N. resolution limiting green house emissions. It limits the United States while the third world countries continue to pollute.
druidess_in_training: hmmmm..that doesn’t make sense…if one nation should be forbidden to pollute everyone should
druidess_in_training: course i don’t like the pollution anyways
woohaa2k1: well, the theory is the U.S. is the biggest polluter
woohaa2k1: which isn’t true, but still
druidess_in_training: so….if the us stops polluting…then everyone else will be the biggest polluters…so they all should stop
woohaa2k1: well, the U.S. is the cleanest country
woohaa2k1: we are careful with our pollution
druidess_in_training: true…but in my opinion there shouldn’t be any pollution
woohaa2k1: well, there is no way around it. Besides, volcanoes pollute more than any factory can
druidess_in_training: this is also true…but that is Mother’s work…she would only do that if it needed to be done
druidess_in_training: to create a change
woohaa2k1: very true, but I believe our mother knows how to take care of herself
woohaa2k1: like the hole in the o-zone
woohaa2k1: the hole isn’t there
druidess_in_training: this is also true…she heals herself…when we let her
woohaa2k1: I think she heals herself no matter what
druidess_in_training: yes…but she would heal herself faster if we just let her do her work…of course that is why people like me are around…lol
woohaa2k1: very true
woohaa2k1: good luck, may mother Earth bless your garden.
druidess_in_training: awwwww ty so much
woohaa2k1: thanks for your time
druidess_in_training: anytime dear
I am Steven Adams saying the power is yours.
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