1. Tuesday, August 20, 2002

    The Replacements 

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    Miraclo/Glass Records

    “If Only You Were Lonely”

    Well, I walked home from work

    And I was tired as hell

    Another day’s come and gone and oh well

    Somewhere there’s a drink with my name on it

    Well, I ordered a scotch as I bust through them doors

    Spilled half on my jeans

    The other half on the floor

    When I saw you standing by that video game

    Well, I ain’t very good

    But I get practice by myself

    Forgot my one line

    So I just said what I felt

    If only you were lonely,

    If only you was lonely too,

    If only you was lonely

    I’d go home with you

    Twenty push-ups this morning, that was half my goal

    Tonight I’ll be doin’ pull-ups

    On the toliet bowl

    And somewhere somebody’s throwin up

    Well, I broke the seal on my door

    And I poured myself to bed

    The whirlpool spinning around in my head

    There was liquor on my breath

    And you were on my mind

    And I’ll be dreamin of that smile

    Without a care in the world

    If only you were lonely,

    If only you was lonely too,

    If only you was lonely

    I walked out of the kitchen

    I was tired as hell

    Another day’s here and oh well

    Somewhere there’s a smile with my name on it.