The Replacements

Hootenanny

Twin/Tone Records

“Lovelines”

Slightly overweight girls need sex also

Send your note and desires

Means of contact P.O. Box 8941

Baby you have been along

I’ll read another

As soon as it comes around

Feeling pressure?

Call Lovelines

JD if you need a fishing partner

please let me know

Visitors welcome instruction

5 generation mess you give for naught

Hey Ellen

Mark says hi

Tom what else can I say

I love you very much

I’m glad we’re together

miss you a lot

Love kitten

Ooh yeah ooh yeah Kitten

Ooh yeah ooh yeah

Lurkin’ lizards lyin’ in the tanners

under an oral fix

waiting for the return of the crawling kingsnake

John Lee

okay

grin & bear it

Fantasy Phone Swingers’ Hotline

Pure silk, pure seduction

G-strings in petal pink

Hell

Attract some women

scientific formulated

spray the conductive male hormone

yo, turn the lights off

ooh baby, let’s turn a page

Person-to-person

And it’s all a bunch of shit

Wednesday, October 13th, 1982

volume 4, number 79