1. Saturday, August 17, 2002

    The Replacements 

    Hootenanny

    Twin/Tone Records

    “Lovelines”

    Slightly overweight girls need sex also

    Send your note and desires

    Means of contact P.O. Box 8941

    Baby you have been along

    I’ll read another

    As soon as it comes around

    Feeling pressure?

    Call Lovelines

    JD if you need a fishing partner

    please let me know

    Visitors welcome instruction

    5 generation mess you give for naught

    Hey Ellen

    Mark says hi

    Tom what else can I say

    I love you very much

    I’m glad we’re together

    miss you a lot

    Love kitten

    Ooh yeah ooh yeah Kitten

    Ooh yeah ooh yeah

    Lurkin’ lizards lyin’ in the tanners

    under an oral fix

    waiting for the return of the crawling kingsnake

    John Lee

    okay

    grin & bear it

    Fantasy Phone Swingers’ Hotline

    Pure silk, pure seduction

    G-strings in petal pink

    Hell

    Attract some women

    scientific formulated

    spray the conductive male hormone

    yo, turn the lights off

    ooh baby, let’s turn a page

    Person-to-person

    And it’s all a bunch of shit

    Wednesday, October 13th, 1982

    volume 4, number 79