meesh asked me to do the 100 things thing

and i like to oblige requests

1. born in washington dc

2. all Black

3. virgin till 21

4. first concert: jackson 5

5. second concert: ac/dc “back in black” tour

6. first car: cadillac sedan deville

7. tv always is on

8. c student

9. moved to california the day after hs graduation

10. very comfortable with public speaking

11. ghost stories at night terrify me

12. plays the lotto at least once a week

13. favorite tv station is E!

14. letterman over leno

15. conan over kilborn

16. tsar is my favorite band

17. been to europe three times

18. likes to eat liver

19. doesnt like to eat onions

20. once kissed 7 girls one night

21. telephone number starts out 666

22. favorite book is the Bible

23. always capitalizes God

24. always capitalizes Black

25. watches howard stern an hour a day

26. listens to howard stern an hour a day

27. doesnt really know mariah

28. award winning arts editor

29. award winning bass drummer

30. drinks a two liter of soda a day

31. wants not to belive in astrology but does

32. hates to dance

33. homebody

34. only saw nirvana play live once

35. favorite beer: sam adams

36. can eat chicken every day

37. falls asleep within minutes of going to bed

38. had the best sex of his life this year

39. has to write several times a day

40. loves christmas lights more than Christmas

41. cheap as hell

42. would never own a gun

43. subscribes to: playboy, jane, the onion, transworld skateboarding, us weekly and details.

44. likes rocky road icecream the best

45. likes pepperoni and sausage on pizza

46. once made a lot of money, doesnt any more, lives pretty much the same

47. has about 7,000 baseball cards

48. has about 150 video tapes

49. 20 friends live within 5 miles

50. lives next door to the largest church in hollywood

51. ok about being better than 85% of paid columnists

52. once jammed with rivers

53. met sonic youth backstage twice

54. interviewed kim deal in 1990

55. interviewed frank black in 1991

56. failed first driving test

57. kicked out of third grade for three days for throwing a snowball and hitting david richardson

58. david richardson and his brother mike ended up being pro soccer players

59. other favorite books: bukowski, notes of a dirty old man; jeff noon, vurt; lynda barry, cruddy

60. doesnt believe in luck, destiny, or karma

61. drinks whole milk in cereal

62. loves Big Brother, Survivor, the Osbournes, and the Anna Nicole Show

63. if i was a billionaire i would buy the chicago cubs

64. been to dodger stadium more than wrigley field :(

65. thinks oj didnt do it

66. calls mom every sunday

67. thinks george bush is a total loser

68. thinks bush should go to afghanistan to find osama

69. hates to know anything about a movie before going

70. loves chinese food and thai

71. has a maid

72. has never had a bad blind date

73. doesnt have a working dvd player

74. cant believe the money i’ve made off this blog

75. good cook

76. wants lots of kids

77. got isaac hayes to sign a baseball

78. has been to nearly every mall in california

79. loves twain, heminway, williams, and vonnegut

80. loves hot tubs

81. wants to go to Heaven

82. can function on 3-4 hours sleep very well

83. walter payton stopped his jeep to sign an autograph for me

84. isnt a very good handyman

85. hasnt had cable in 6 years

86. loves sexual tension

87. doesnt love fake boobs

88. favorite guitarist: angus young

89. needs meat with every meal

90. drinks oj or apple juice each morning

91. wishes everyone had a blog

92. loves pro football

93. prays every night

94. terrible memory

95. doesnt get jealous

96. likes to dive into work

97. loves people as in Loves

98. has very clean hands

99. thinks pete rose should be in the hall of fame

100. still loves The Simpsons