1. Sunday, October 6, 2002

    hi free willy 

    squeak squeak squeak.

    oh, sorry, hi keiko.

    squeak.

    hey how’s norway?

    oh squeak squeak squeak squeak super hot babes everywhere squeak squeak squeak squeak.

    yeah, i once worked with a norwegian girl at the dot com. she was amazing. so sweet so nice to everyone. incredible memory. very fashionable. but pretty much just 100% all heart all the time.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

    what do you think about all these people who want to get you out of the fjords and back into the deeper waters so you can get more exercise and maybe get healthier.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak, #$%@!

    totally bro.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak?

    ah pretty good. it’s getting a little better, but you know carpal, the more im at the computer the worse it gets. so i haven’t been able to do any photo essays or really write any longer things, just little blog entries here and there. i miss the interns. they would totally be stoking me right now.

    squeak squeak squeak.

    well, if you can pull yourself away from the norweigian babes, i’d love to have you intern for me.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

    see, that’s why i love you, keiko, you ask nothing from me. i think that’s why everyone loves you. who cares if you’re going to die because you love people so much? that’s sorta how Jesus went down.

    oy vey. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

    ooops sorry, i didn’t know.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

    i know i know, i do that all the time. im really not very conscientious. you’re right, i do project a lot.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak?

    i think the Twins are going to beat the A’s and then i think the Angels are going to beat the Twins.

    squeak squeak squeak rally monkeys!

    totally! people talk so much shit about orange county and angels fans and disney, but you’re right, how perfect that the fans, the real fans, came up with a super grass roots mascot and symbol of the team that had absolutely nothing to do with any of the disney merch and turned it into a more powerful voodoo doll than that stupid atlanta tomahawk or even the terrible towel.

    squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak?

    she’s pretty good. looking good. feeling good. i want to see her all the time, but it doesn’t always work out that way.

    well, squeak squeak squeak squeak, antonio.

    right back at ‘cha, willy.

    squeak squeak!

    always, bro.