1. Monday, November 25, 2002

    email exchange number one 

    from: superfamous girl

    to: me

    subj: what will you name your kids

    tony,

    ive always wondered, what will you name your kids?

    and what are your goals for next year?

    from: me

    to: superfamous girl

    subj: re: what will you name your kids

    angus, merle, hank, buster, lefty, kobe — only for a girl, and whitey

    next year i will:

    have a car, quit the blog, not work here, have a gf, be so old, not be so bored

    from: superfamous girl

    to: me

    subj: re: re: what will you name your kids

    i went to school with with a kid named john. his brothers were mark & luke.

    i thought that was a riot.

    he sells coke now.

    and is a dirtbag.

    i lived upstairs from a kid named whitey in college. he lived with brian rad. i used to drop heavy objects on the floor to drive them mad. they had forks on their ceiling and full bottles of robitussin at all times. i kissed them both. but not at the same time. whitey was a poker who gave me a gigantic hickey.

    one time, i passed out on halloween on a beanbag in their room while dressed like a dead cheerleader. i woke up and my face was stuck to the beanbag.

    i ended up being late for work at the mental institution.

    i also got tide in my eye trying to write on the ceiling so that we could see it with the blacklight on. it hurt so bad that i thought i was going to go blind. i even called the school nurse.

    uppity negro