1. Wednesday, November 27, 2002

    hi bob marley 

    leave me alone, im sleeping.

    people sleep in heaven?

    of course and no one wakes you up.

    but it sounds like i woke you up.

    who said i was in heaven?

    bob marley, of course youre in heaven.

    i am, but you shouldnt assume things.

    so i woke you up or didnt i?

    i was napping.

    do you dream in your naps in heaven.


    were you dreaming when i woke you?

    i was already up.

    what were you thinking about?

    i was thinking about how great heaven is. i think about that all the time.

    do you play guitar a lot in heaven?


    what song do people request you play?

    well, the lame people request “stairway”

    stairway to heaven?


    ok, that is lame.

    yeah. but this old lady requested “cocaine” yesterday, it was funny. so i played it.

    they have cocaine in heaven?

    of course.

    whats it like?

    i dont know, ive never been a coke man.

    what one thing do you do in heaven, bob, that you never did on earth?


    anything else?

    ding dongs. i never had ding dongs before. i eat a ton of them cuz you dont get cavities here.

    youre the best bob marley.

    no, youre the best, tony

    this is super dumb.


    marc brown kicks ass