1. Wednesday, November 6, 2002

    hi crazy turban sikh guy 

    that’s mr. crazy turban sikh guy to you, tony. i hear you’re under the weather.

    yeah, i dont know what it is. its fucked up though.

    take the day off.

    im out of sick days.

    here in india, you get as many sick days as you want.


    no, not really, i just wanted to cheer you up.

    uh, okay.

    hey i want one of your books. am i one of the first twenty?

    you can have a book, but no, we’re at 21 now.

    arrggg. well, that’s okay. it’s still just $10 + shipping right?

    yep. but only five more days at that price though.

    thats a great price. how do you do it?

    the presale books are just to reward the people for buying it early. i pretty much lose money off of those. i like good deals in real life, so here’s a chance that i can offer a good deal. plus it gets the book out there and once it’s out there i think people will like it and maybe buy more later.

    hey, you still seeing ashley?

    yep, saw her last night.

    you’re seeing a lot of her, huh?

    she was up here to volunteer at cedar-sinai hospital. then she came over. then she found out that Charlie’s Angels 2 was filming at hollywood and highland, so she kissed my overheated forehead and drove over there to wave at Drew, and they spotted her and made her an extra.

    that happened to me when they filmed Empire Strikes Back here.



    you have an interesting sense of humor, sikh dude.

    why, thank you.

    okay, im gonna get back to saving the world now.

    hey, did they legalize weed in nevada yesterday?


    i heard the repubs kicked ass last night.

    i’d rather not talk about this right now, fella.

    was there any good news for liberals in the elections yesterday?

    yeah, in illinois they voted in the first democrat gov’nor in 25 years.

    nice job.

    yeah, he looks like a dope though.

    more dopey than most politicians?

    hmmm, guess not.

    okay have a great day, tony, my american friend.

    right back at you, crazy– i mean mr. crazy sikh hat guy.