at the olympic auditorium in downtown LA.
when i got home from the movies i got in a little fight with ashley. around two a.m. the phone rang and i thought it was her, so i said “what!” and it was christina.
wanna try that again?
oh its you. baby.
whats going on my little dirrty girl?
just drunk, half naked, tired, sore, thinking of you.
i was thinking that i dont know what you want for christmas and you know how things go, i should find that out now and get it to you before i forget.
i really wanna pull an affleck and buy your momma a car, but then i realized that you dont have a car.
buy my momma one, im good.
you dont have to tell me your good. seriously, what can i get you?
you know what i really want christina aguilera, i want to see if i can get 100 new links before christmas.
you dont want to have sex with me?
our sex wasnt good?
of course it was. but i think ive had the best sex i’ll ever have and so i’m not so concerned about that any more.
so you want what again?
links. i want 100 people who have never linked me to link me before christmas.
how many new links do you normally get a month.
wow. im not sure that will be do-able.
one thing you’ve taught me, my lil mousekateer is that anything is do-able.
what do you want for christmas, christina.
you to be my boyfriend.
ok, i’ll tell you what, if i get 100 new links by christmas then i’ll be your boyfriend.
yes, i promise.
and you’ll forget about all these other hos?
well i cant promise that i’ll forget about them, but i will be your man.
and you wont write about mariah?
if thats whats gonna make you happy.
ok, it’s on. how many new links have you gotten so far, tony?