1. Tuesday, December 3, 2002

    everything ive learned, ive learned from my friends. 

    welch has been leading the eric neel parade for a while, and today he convinced me.

    i check in on welch and layne several times a day because i trust their analysis of politics. unlike me, they’re fair, educated, and write in a professional manner. that’s why no paper wants them on the regular. fuckholes.

    today welch points us again to neel on espn’s page two and eric made me laugh. which isnt easy. especially when he starts off by saying that the nba should get rid of it’s classic jerry west logo. but he does have some funny alternatives.

    me, i liked the iverson version.

    blogger has been a bitch this morning so i will make this quick while the time bandits window is cracked open for a brief second.

    ashleys been calling me every night. she might think it’s hard on her. it’s doublely hard on me. see, ive been to the edge, and there i stood and looked down. i know what the future holds for me, and its definitely not super hot twenty year old blonde girls with cheerleader outfits and glitter.

    so please take it easy on the temptation.

    what’s up with the book? just your typical drama. its been banned from kinkos. the name tony pierce is a bad name in the copy shops and respectable printing palaces in LA so i might need to bust with Sonny I. LaVista on the cover because everyone seems to think that what i have created is obscene.

    i sorta wish that the original printer hadn’t sat on it for three weeks because i really wanted this thing mailed out this week. #1 because i want you all to have it #2 because i want all of you to write about how great it is so that #3 all your readers would order it from me for themselves for Christmas.

    looks like we’ll just be happy if you get it for Christmas and any profits i’ll make, if there are any, will be after the first of the year.

    my mom wants to know what i want for Christmas.

    i told her i want something for Hanukkah. ive never had a Hanukkah gift.

    me and karisa are going to celebrate the holiday by seeing 8 Crazy Nights tomorrow.

    do you know i love the Donnas.

    i do.

    ham fisted theatrics