1. Tuesday, December 3, 2002

    my favorite channel, E!, is premiering the newest season of “Wild On!” 

    onight with the new host Cindy Taylor.

    if Art Mann ever gets his ankle broken, im sure i could be the goofy regular guy asking all the hoochie mamas in the exotic bars “whats the wildest thing that happens on on this island?”

    actually im not so sure i could do it. ive seen other guys try to do it and they all look like dopes, except Art. Art seems to pull it off with equal parts i-can’t-believe-i’m-here with i’m-gonna-bang-every-one-of-these-sloppy-hos.

    maybe im just projecting again.

    my arms are sore, my carpal is cilling me, my heart is broken, my bed’s too big without you, my book is unpublished, my blog is a bore, my maid’s eighth number is disconnected, my cubbies didnt get thome, and my hundred year old tv is about to finally go out. so how come im not bummed out?

    cuz tlc has a new video out and one of the chicks has an “im a pepper” tshirt on that i sent a hot chick for her birthday and yet ive never seen her in. i think she probably gave it to her girlfriend for sweetest day.

    ive been hearing some of the best lesbo stories lately.

    wanna hear some?


    this one girl who i barely talk to on the aol im emailed me and said she wanted to chat. so i got online and she starts telling me that she is about to graduate college and she feels bad that she has never “eaten from that side of the buffet table.”

    but she does have a girl in mind who she wants to give it up to and they exchanged pictures and then they exchanged topless pictures and then they exchanged full on nudes.

    now maybe im over the hill but that was good enough for me as i couldnt even believe that this girl was even talking to me, let alone, telling me some pretty good dirty tales of lust among co-eds.

    and then she showed me a picture of the girl in question and i nearly fell right over in my chair.

    perfect. young. smooth. perfect. perky. shaved.


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