1. Monday, December 9, 2002

    Christmas with the Devil 


    The elves are dressed in leather

    And the angels are in chains

    Christmas with the Devil

    The sugar plums are rancid

    And the stockings are in flames

    Christmas with the Devil

    There’s a demon in my belly

    And a gremlin in my brain

    There’s someone up the chimney hole

    And Satan is his name

    The rats ate all the presents

    And the reindeer ran away

    Christmas with the Devil

    There’ll be no Father Christmas

    ‘Cause it’s Evil’s holiday

    Christmas with the Devil

    No bells in Hell

    No snow below-

    Silent Night, Violent Night

    So come all ye unfaithful

    Don’t be left out in the cold

    You don’t need no invitation, no…

    Your ticket is your soul