1. Thursday, December 5, 2002

    you know who i love? 

    i love raymi. let me tell you why.

    raymi does everything that she knows that i like.

    she dresses in lots of different hot outfits, she runs around naked. she smokes. she sings karaoke. she goes to baseball games. she hangs out with assholes. she makes her own money. she writes and writes. she loves sex and talking about sex. she loves lesbo love. she loves writing about loving lesbo love. and she loves me.

    but most importantly, she sends me pictures of herself.

    do you know how much i love pictures?

    lots.

    of all the blogs and web sites in the world, how many have as many pictures as this one?

    one reason might be because people have the belief that we are all still using 33.6 modems and people wont wait for the pics to load and in their desperation to get as many eyeballs as humanly possible, they dont use pictures, or they dont bother with pictures, or they dont know where to get them, etc. etc. etc.

    but most of you have fast connections, or you believe that it is worth it to wait for my pics.

    and the porn industry has proven years ago that you will wait for pics regardless of your connection speed.

    which is why i love raymi. she understands all of this and shows me her pictures via her web page and the boys send her money and she uses that money to fly here and make gorgeous canadian love to me.

    and i am thankful.

    raymi is only 19 and most young girls seem to think that if you give a man what he wants either he wont respect you or he’ll get bored or he’ll turn on you or he’ll call you a slut or all these varieties of negative things. and that might be the case for some fellas. but for others, if you give them what they want, they’ll give you everything.

    everything, ladies.

    and i know shes busy. shes working on her masters, shes in a womens bowling league. shes demonstrating in the park to help legalize baseball. but pretty much every day she’ll wake up, put the camera under her skirt and click a pic for your pal and email it off just to let me know that she still loves me.

    and people, that means a lot to a dumbass like me. it means tons, actually.

    i get emails from all sorts of people for all sorts of things. but the thing that rings my bell like no other is a little digital love from a cute little topless foreigner who truly doesnt give a fuck. a nibble from the north. something to get my juices going.

    some girls worry that their tits arent that big or that they dont wear the right clothes or that they dont live in the right part of town. learn from raymi, gals. all that matters is your attitude, all that matters is you know what button to push.

    in this case its the top one.

    the one that makes the lens open for a split second.

    the one that says tony i heart you.

    this is me.

    look at me.

    want me.

    have me.

    forever.

    take me.

    do me.

    love me.

    lust me.

    n

    o

    w.

    raymi is the shit