1. Thursday, January 16, 2003

    hi this is ashley’s hat. 

    i would like to thank you on behalf of ashley for being so nice to her during her birthday week.

    especially all the nice gals and girls who wrote her emails of love as she turned the big two one.

    tony is a swell guy but since he’s in hell things have been sorta tough for the daisy princess.

    theres nobody to model sexy lingerie for, theres no one to watch nba hoops with, theres no one to make midnight mcdonalds runs with for that bed time McFlurry.

    of course ashley has been dating some of the eligible bachelors of orange county but no one is like our pal tony.

    these guys bathe and shave and brush their teeth and sport the latest fashions, but theyre not him.

    they have cars, and high paying jobs, and savings accounts and credit cards, but theyre not our dead friend.

    we hats know what turn on the young girls, and sometimes it might be something as simple as a gentle touch, a massage or a backrub before or after a passionate session of making the bed shake.

    so since she has been without that for more than a month, your emails of fond wishes hit her in the right place.

    so thank you kind people.

    thank you.

    thank you.