one of the things you can do when youre dead is talk to the animals.

and one day i was swimming and i didnt have to worry about holding my breath so i was swimming underwater without a care in the world

and i said hello to a fish

and it said hello back.

and i said are you an alive fish or a dead one.

and he said a dead one.

and i said when you were swimming around when you were alive, were you ever scared by the sharks?

and the fish said, what sharks?

there was a billy goat down there swimming next to us and laughed at the fish for being

ni-i-i-i-i-i-eve

but that billy goat didnt know what he was talking about, and thankfully he swam away.

then the fish told me he wasnt going to spend his life always darting into the coral like minnows

scared at any shadow

freaked by any sudden move

then he said i wasnt born to be sold in some punk ass tank with the word bait written on it.

that fish was getting deep.

then he said

what youve got to watch out for

and then the billy goat ate em.

to the girl who sent me the nice picture of herself because she had read that i was sad

please move here.

anti + the finest photo essay ever done by a sorority girl + a touching kitty bukakke + fussy