1. Wednesday, March 19, 2003

    to protest the war 

    i will not blog about the war.

    to protest the war, i will post pictures of models in bikinis and lingerie like never before.

    to protest the war, i will be twice as nice to my friends.

    to protest the war, i will write at least four entries a day, starting tomorrow.

    to protest the war, i will update my main page (tonypierce.com) more often.

    to protest the war, i will eat more vegetables.

    to protest the war, i will read the Bible every day.

    to protest the war, i will never vote Republican again, unless they legalize weed.

    to protest the war, i will start linking people who dont even know who i am.

    to protest the war, i will drink more.

    to protest the war, i will download one cd a day and burn it for my mom.

    to protest the war, i will tell more of the truth about my life in here. actually, no i wont.

    to protest the war, i wont be as funny as i could be.

    to protest the war, i will do more photo essays.

    to protest the war, i will not lie on my taxes.

    to protest the war, i will kiss more pretty girls.

    to protest the war, i will dress beter.

    to protest the war, i will drink even more rum.

    to protest the war, i will say more snide things about the stupid people in the world, especially those who lead the world.

    to protest the war i will end this abruptly.