im not sure exactly what sort of summer tour. maybe a book reading one. maybe because i hate book readings and part of life is doing things you hate so that you end up liking them. i think thats what youre supposed to do.
in that case it would be poetry reading tour. maybe with some open mic action.
is there anything worse than open mic poetry?
multilevel marketing salespitches delivered by mimes followed by a poetry open mic book reading?
one day i’ll have kids and i wont be able to go on summer tours. maybe i would. maybe i could take the damn kids, but something tells me i wouldnt be able to do that. i guess i would want a wife that would be all for it and would help motivate my ass to stick everyone into the motorhome and follow bob dylan as he went from state fair to state fair.
turns out the hottest chick at work has a boyfriend and when i delivered this news to the fellas on friday they went into their tiny room and just today was i notified that there was white smoke coming from their hideout and a new hottest chick was named.
here are Dylan’s summer tour dates:
July 12: Winter Park, Colo. (Winter Park Resort)
July 13: Casper, Wyo. (Casper Events Center)
July 15: Jackson, Wyo. (Snow King Resort)
July 16: Big Sky, Mon. (Big Sky Resort)
July 17: West Valley City, Utah. (USANA Amphitheater)
July 19: Stateline, Nev. (Harvey’s Lake Tahoe Outdoor Amphitheater)
July 21: Sun Valley, Idaho (Sun Valley Amphitheater)
July 22: Nampa, Idaho (Idaho Center Amphitheater)
July 23: Bend, Ore. (Les Schwab Amphitheater)
July 25: Kelseyville, Calif. (Konocti Harbor Resort & Spa)
July 26: Paso Robles, Calif. (California Mid-State Fair)
July 27: Costa Mesa, Calif. (Pacific Amphitheater)
July 29: Sunrise, Fla. (Office Depot Center)
July 30: Tampa, Fla. (St. Pete Times Forum)
July 31: Atlanta (HiFi Buys Amphitheater)
Aug. 2: Joliet, Ill. (Route 66 Raceway)
Aug. 3: Somerset, Wis. (Float Rite Park Amphitheater)
Aug. 5: Noblesville, Ind. (Verizon Wireless Music Center)
Aug. 6: Columbus, Ohio (Germain Amphitheater)
Aug. 8: Darien Center, N.Y. (Darien Lake Six Flags Performing Arts Center)
Aug. 10: Calverton, N.Y. (Calverton Enterprise Park)
Aug. 21: Gilford, N.H. (Meadowbrook Farm Musical Arts Center)
Aug. 22: Syracuse, N.Y. (New York State Fair)