tiger told me that he would dye his hair after i told him that he wouldnt do anything that his model girlfriend didnt like and i told him he was full of shit and yesterday he actually did something relatively non-pussy.
congrats, tiger. you’re that much less not an old white man trapped in a africanamericanasian body.
todays george herbert walker bush’s birthday.
i dont trust rich people with two middle names.
todays also marv albert’s birthday.
why is it that i trust that wig-wearing crossdressing backbiter more than our president and his old man combined?
probably cuz he calls a sweet ass basketball game.
fell asleep last night watching “ice age”.
tivo plus hbo is really spectacular. thank you people who created tivo. i love you.
had a woman subway driver today who was really good. wanted to put that into the record.
last night a good friend, make that two good friends who asked me about some previous post and whether or not i was really sad or really mad or really whatever and i had to keep on saying nothing in there is true. and they would say some of it is true and i would have to say none of it is true and theyd say but… and i would interrupt and say nothing in there is true.
and they would say ok, fine.
and i would say, if youre worried, email me. or call.
my phone rings off the hook. still. so maybe i shouldnta said call.
i have no desire to buy the radiohead cd.
i have no desire to get a dvd player.
i have no desire to see the hulk.
cubs keep winning without sammy so today will be a good day.