hi tony. tony are you italian?
do you like italian men?
i love italian men.
then yes, i am italian.
where in italy are you from tony?
im more italian-american.
where are your parents from?
im from firenze.
florence? i spent my 21th birthday there.
i hear youre very old. is that true?
dont be sad, i like older men.
i love you miss italy.
arent you sweet.
yes i arent.
do you think i will win this pageant?
yes. i think you’ll win because you look like former E! personality jules asner.
oh! i like her!
yes, me too. do you mind if i call you jules for the rest of this interview?
not at all. mind if i call you kmetko?
not one bit, jules.
isnt this lovely, kmetko?
will you hold my hand, jules?
you have a strange hand, did you have an accident when you were a child?
thats not my hand, but yes i did.