1. Monday, June 2, 2003

    hi miss serbia 

    chicago bears fans

    hi tony, but i am sorry to say excuse me please but i am miss serbia and montenegro

    you’re so damn hot that you won miss serbia and miss montenegro?

    no, i am simply representing both countries.

    your name is Sanja, which rhymes with mange, which means eat?

    i dont understand the question.

    did you like the Matrix, miss serbia?

    i liked the original matrix, but not so much the second one, but then i saw it again and liked it much better, yes.

    do you like italian men?

    no. i like french men.

    i believe this interview is over.

    and pale skin african american men.

    suddenly we have a little more time.

    and men named tony.

    do you like my little paunch?

    may i touch it? yes, i like it, and it is little.

    ok, thats not my paunch.

    what’s that? shazam!

    is that a good shazam or a bad shazam?

    shazams are never bad, tony.

    what’s life like in serbia and montenegro?

    war-torn, rugged, spectacular, unforgetable.

    so youre saying if i would propose to you right now and make you an american you would do it in a second?

    in a heartbeat, belly boy.

    how do you say goodbye and thank you for holding me during this whole interview in serbian.

    i like to say it with a kiss.

    moxie + fragrant + sk smith