1. Sunday, June 1, 2003

    if you could go anywhere in the world 

    where would you go?

    i would head to the corner of clark and addison in chicagos north side, wrigley field.

    i would make sure to get there by saturday because on that day the new york yankees will play the chicago cubs.

    it will be a match up of young versus old. power versus power. dynasty versus dustiny.

    clemens versus wood.

    roger clemens will be trying to get his 300th win, the milestone of milestones for starting pitchers.

    he is also nine strikeouts short of 4,000, only two other pitchers have ever reached that mark.

    earlier on ebay i saw tickets going for as low as $200 a pair, but now theyre up to $600.

    i think thats nice.

    what i also think is nice is that my phone keeps ringing and its anna kournikova.

    shes calling from the dominican republic because she just got married to enrique and if i could go anywhere i wouldnt go to the dominican because i dont believe in that marriage.

    its a sham anna and you know it.

    for if you were serious you would have gotten hitched in vegas like you always said you would.

    with me.

    chinomikan + etoy + gnome girl