everyone gets married in malibu. its pretty there.
its sorta painted into the corner of la so you can get stuck there pretty easy if the one is jammed, but if you get stuck there youre lucky because theres no where else better to be in the world unless youre 90 minutes north or four hours south.
i told my crew that i wasnt coming in today and my boss said i had to come in that my vacation was over, and i said, no sorry i need one more day cuz of adam sandlers wedding and he said you aint going to adam sandlers wedding and i said i swear. and then he said if adam sandlers so fancy whys he getting married on a monday and not a sunday or saturday.
and i said that its cuz adam sandler is a romantic and he met his bride on this day several years ago and this year it just happened to fall on a monday.
and he said that it sounded like bullshit to him.
and i said im sorry that it sounded like bullshit to him but i had to go to malibu and i didnt want to go but it was adam sandler.
and he said if you know adam sandler tell me one thing that is going on with him that i dont know about.
and i said, he’s going to make another movie with drew barrymore very soon.
he said, he is?
i said, yes, of course he is. he is!
he said, well thats pretty good.
i said, yes it is.
and then he let me go to adam sandlers wedding.
and if i was allowed to bring a camera i woulda taken a super cute picture of karisa tearing up a bit when adam told his bride how much he loved her and how he would never let her have a sad day in her life.
and then my boss found out that adam sandlers wedding was really on sunday and he told me that he wanted to see my ass first thing tuesday morning.
so now im trying to find out where one rents a donkey in hollywood.