i hope she knows it’s a date, cuz im treating it like a date.
she better think its a date, cuz i want to go on a date with her.
a real date.
flowers, wine, movies, ruffies.
it was all through friendster. i sent her a message. i said, hey let me take you on a date.
she said, i would really like that.
i said, great, how about this day, she said, maybe but this day would be better.
that day was friday, universally known as hot date night.
and since shes a hot girl and im a… guy, that means she must know that this is a hot date.
as in dont make any plans with anyone else that night night.
as in wear something sultry night, cuz i will.
as in be prepared to get liquored up real good cuz at some point i will be asking to investigate tan lines.
and unlike the santa monica police force, im a thorough examiner.
i hope this girl wants it to be a date.
dates are great.
if youre reading this hot babe: lets have a date.
be nice. i’ll be nice.
first person who isnt nice has to take off their top and kiss me.
a good kiss too.
none of that phoney baloney air kisses.
fuck i hope its a real date.