1. Tuesday, August 19, 2003

    karisa tells me that connecticuit girls are crazy. 

    karisa, though, is one of the craziest girls i ever met.

    Adrienne T. Samen (pictured) got married saturday night in South Windsor, Conn.

    when the restaurant that she was having her reception in closed the bar, the 18 year old newly wed got beligerant and started throwing shit.

    all sorts of shit.

    vases, plates, glasses, even her own wedding cake.

    i dont see any problem with that.

    does that make me crazy?

    i think that a woman on her wedding night, in her wedding dress, should be allowed to trash her reception area all she wants. especially if they cut her off from the pink champagne.

    whats a cuter sight than a drunken teen in a strapless dress hurling a wedding cake across a bennigans?

    two drunk teenage brides going rockstar on a reception.

    weddings are so special that i would go as far as to say that if a bride wants to break everything in the place she should be allowed to, as long as the only person that she harms is herself.

    everyone knows her old man is going to have to pay a bundle to get her hitched, why not keep the tab going?

    and what sort of weasly establishment wouldnt want to get a few new vases and mirrors and lamps and mooseheads on account of the feisty young lady.

    but more importantly, since when do you cut off the bridal party on her big night?!!?

    booze should flow until the morning.

    thats the america that i believe in.

    adrienne, you can marry me anytime you want baby.

    i want to be the name across your tattoed heart as soon as they let you out of the pokey.

    love always,

    marc brown

    leah + seliot + oliver