1. Saturday, September 13, 2003

    can you believe that sometimes 

    im worried about what to write on here. not worried really. apprehensive. i double think. fuck that. lets rock.

    two hot chicks picked me up from work last night and drove me home and etc and how come raymi gets to walk around naked and bunnie gets to tell you every.thing. and i cant tell you about these girls and how they wanted to do everythingbut but we needed to go to the tsar show and we knew it started early and one of the girls sorta didnt want to go and i was all like youre out of your mind im not even going to discuss that because its like wait a minute are you crazy?

    and she lifted up her skirt right there and why can raymi talk about this stuff but i cant. i know theres a reason. is it reverse sexism? is it cool for a hot chick to say i pushed him against the wall ripped his clothes off threw him to the ground and banged the hell out of him but can a guy write that.

    no.

    what guy is blogging that right now to critical appeal.

    should we forget about critical appeal.

    of course we should forget about rotten assed critical appeal.

    critical appeal just might have been why elvis costello stopped making great records after blood and chocolate.

    perhaps if he never had critical appeal and was always trying to get it, or even better, resigned to never getting it, he would have been more creative, more punishing, less conceited.

    ive never had two girls before. had three but thats way different. way.

    and since nothing in here is true we got to tsar late. late. and only heard two songs. two. and the girls didnt care. didnt. drove me to the nearby tommys we ate chili burgers. one of us didnt because she had never had chili before.

    she had never had chili before.

    22 years old, rich, yet never had chili.

    asked me what was in it.

    maybe she was kidding.

    i dont know, meat, smooshed tomatoes. how do you describe tommys burgers chili to a girl who cant wait to take you back home immediately to finish what was so innocently started with a trip to le pleasure chest where it was decided that everyone had to leave with two purchases delivered in fake foreign accents.

    being 109 years old ive heard my fair share of fake foreign accents, and must say that i was impressed by both of the young ladies and their ability to not only mimic the tongue but successfully complete the transaction with only one hysterical outbreak of giggling.

    i was quickly outnumbered when my front door was bolted when we arrived at the hollywood crashpad and whereas my pleasure chest finds were intended to bring pleasure i was stunned to discover that theirs were for restraint, submission and regret.

    who would have expected that with two girls with cat collars who i had just met off the internet.

    one who had just had her first french fry scooped into a layer of chili

    which she found delicious.

    of course.

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    duh.

    flink + lauren + bitter girl