1. Sunday, September 28, 2003

    if i could be anywhere in the world right now it would be 

    with you.

    but since thats impossible, i guess i would be in the bleachers of wrigley field, and then in atlanta on tuesday and wednesday for the first two games of the playoffs.

    good seats are still available.

    do you think theres a newspaper or magazine or website crazy enough to let me travel around the world and write for them about it? i dont. might be a little too punk rock for most sensibilities.

    plus, why should anyone buy the cow if the milk is free.

    im giving this shit away in the gallon sized. photo essays, two or three posts a day. why would details want a reason for their readers to return to their site two three times a day.

    im sure they have enough ad click thrus on their site.

    why would the la times want to stop their steady decline through suckiness? everything theyve done on their website theyve done wrong, so why would they want to make a u-turn and get a blog?

    why would anyone want a blog?

    why would any big time company or magazine or newspaper want the headache that the sacramento bee is having right now by getting all those hits, and visitors and page views and ad clicks throughs.

    for christmas im going to throw the bee a pity party and give their editorial board tshirts that say tired of sex.

    crazy how people can make success a bad thing.

    ow, youre getting champagne in my eye!

    right now i would be driving half way from chicago to atlanta. i would be at a pro football game then i would take the instapundit to dinner in knoxville.

    then i would be in georgia on monday and there would be a blogger party and i bet i wouldnt be the only cub fan in attendence.

    if i could be anywhere or do anything thats what i would do.

    and i bet the pictures would come out good too.

    real life preacher + bored housewife + blam blog