1. Wednesday, September 24, 2003

    my comments company seems to be a little fubar today 

    yep so we’ll just have to go olde school and do this shit without the sweet words from you to me.

    hi.

    my girl kristin took a hit from some canadian nerds who think that shes changed and no longer writes well and she thinks that shes all that, which she is, but they dont like it cuz shes not theirs all theirs.

    and they of course tried to bash her for being in a sorority and liking to shop and being nice enough to take pictures of herself, which are easy criticisms delivered by pimply faced boys who dont know how to talk about how they really feel.

    blogging can be tough once you start getting more than 5 hits a day from your mom.

    once you hit a certain level everyone becomes a critic, and when you put yourself out there for who you are, people can start to attack you over the dumbest things, and you know what, if i was a hot chick and if people wanted to see pictures of me, i would show you pictures every damn day of me. shit, im not even a hot chick and just to show my solidarity to kristin im going to post of picture of my swill mug in my very next post and you know what, people will bitch about that saying, wheres the models.

    you cant win when you blog. strike that, yes you can.

    heres how to win when you blog:

    blog.

    write all the time. i say write every day. i actually say write many times a day, but write. write when youre bored, write when youre inspired, write when youre tired, write after you 69ed a girl for a half hour and then flipped over and banged for a half hour more. write about not getting any, write about getting more that you deserve, write about sports, write about politics, write about your car, your cat, your dog, the shit between your toes, write about the shit between your toes that smells like your dog.

    snipers will take their dumb little shots, but thats when you know youve made it.

    another way to know is if you see your name on blogger.com as a blog of note, but beware because that will just ring the comeandgetit bell for all the losers to come and get jealous. which can become tiresome.

    sad thing is that the madponies link these fools and then have to put up with them talking trash. thats not cool. none of its cool, but kristin and lauren have hopefully learned a valueable lesson: only the busblog will love them until infinity unconditionally.

    only the busblog remembers that when we first met kristin and lauren one was a sorority girl and the other was a jailbait hottie, and since nothing has changed, theres not a problem. busblog isnt afraid to say that someone underage is cute. and many other blogs dont seem to have a problem with that either.

    but this blog has always been slightly more attracted to the darker haired girls, especially those with southern accents, and old fashioned charm. and the only change that ive seen in madpony.com is that theyve become increasingly more popular and has handled that popularity with grace and an identifiably lack of ego.

    lesson to the canucks: sorority girls take a ton of pictures. get used to it. and good looking sorority girls like kristin and her sisters do the world a great service by showing us their sparkely smiles. dont you see?

    well, maybe not, but its nice to look at when youre done saving the world.

    anyway, kristin and lauren, i like your old stuff, i like your new stuff, im cool with you changing, as you’re likely to do since youre totally young girls, and i look forward to seeing how you continue to grow.

    and after that last line, im very happy that there are no comments on this post.

    madpony + goobita + ginger + dead bus dot org