1. Sunday, September 7, 2003

    today is shannon elizabeth’s thirtieth birthday 

    and im wondering if she ruined her career when she got married a few years ago and the answer is a resounding yes. i guess some people dont mind being known for just one role, just one movie, just one totally classic scene.

    i guess some people dont want to learn from other sex symbols in the history of film, and even some current ones like cameron diaz who the week reports broke julia roberts’ record for highest one-year earnings for an actress. apparently in 2001 cameron earned 42.2 million. roberts’s record came the year before when she made 21.1 mill.

    is love blind? but of course. does love make one foolish? duh.

    but everything makes people foolish.

    i won a poll the other day. i dont think many people voted. still, i won. it was for “most favourite blogger.”

    after the deal was over the guy said that my reward would be that he would take me off his list of links.

    because everywhere he goes he sees everyone linking me.

    anti came in second place.

    anti kicks my ass sometimes.


    anyway, the dude can delink me if he wants. in fact i would prefer it. i dont like it when idiots link to me.

    the delinker has all these ideas about bloggers and what they do and why they do it, and why they link people.

    let me tell you right now why you should link to me and why you shouldnt.

    you should link to me if you like what im doing.

    you shouldnt link to me if you dont.

    i will never be the most popular blogger on the web. that will always go to the current eventers and the cam girls.

    site meter says i get between 750-1000 hits a day. yes thats more than most, but its not even close to some. not even close.

    theres ways to get this blog more hits. i could start kissing ass all around the internet. i could write back to people who email me. i could comment in the blogs of others. i could show titties. i could talk politics. i could campaign. i could write about my amazing and talented friends more. i could show you what it is to be a blog whore.

    i could lie like drudge. i could get on tv as some sort of dumbass blog expert. i could quit swearing. i could start telling the truth. i could show you pictures of the girls i date. i could make a photo essay a week. i could inherit the earth like the meek.

    and shannon elizabeth, if it would pay me between 21.1 and 42.2 million, guess what, i’d do it.

    but this isnt my career, this is a science experiment performance art poetry reading

    this isnt a lookatme contest.

    not this one.

    instapundit saw the popularity of drudge and did almost exactly the same except added real commentary and smart commentary and funny commentary and links all over the web instead of just where the puppetmasters told him to go. instead of being a tool, he actually is providing a service.

    seems pretty obvious to me that if you want to get hits,

    do what those two did

    and dont do this.

    now, are you ready for some football.

    gweilo diaries + steph + anti