1. Friday, October 24, 2003

    elvis did a lot of great things 

    but his first novel wasnt x rated.

    somehow i found a link to the national novel writing month november deal and signed up.

    fuck people who write novels.

    i barely have enough attention to read a novel or two a year, only way im going to be able to write one

    in a month

    is make it dirty enough to keep me interested.

    month of scorpio.

    perfect.

    i have a very hard time writing at night. this would be good exercise. this will be good exercise.

    i also have a hard time writing about sex on my blog. i dont know why.

    i admire all the people who can do it, but i cant. for some dumb reason im always afraid that if i ever do get a job with a high tech company again or one where id get to write, id get googled and found out, and not get the gig.

    but

    this one will be undercover.

    just a little secret between you and me.

    a dirty little

    filthy

    funny ass

    american novel

    about life in america

    working at mcdonalds

    and banging cheerleaders.

    what else am i gonna do in november?

    im watching the pilot of the new fox series called skin

    its about two families: the d.a, his wife and their virgin “teenage” son; and the porno mogul, his wife, and their super hot virgin “teenage” daughter.

    sadly, its awful.

    each line is delivered so seriously and humorlessly and not in the least bit sexy.

    it wants to be scarface and miami vice and alias and the sopranos and nypd blue but instead all it is is a waste of a great idea.

    of course in the pilot the son and daughter of the different families meet and fall in love without knowing who their daddys are, and of course the moms and dads demand that they break up immediately and of course theyre torn

    im not allowed to see you any more.

    because?

    because your father arrested my father and embarrased my whole family over nothing!

    fuck tv writers.

    even my laziest monkeys dont bring that shit to me unless its some fucked up monkeyjoke.

    you know what they said during their fight? the super hot virgin alleged sixteen year old chick who sorta looks like a porn star, and the perfect skinned son of the d.a. which rhymes with gay

    he said go to hell

    she said you first

    quentin made an amazingly violent and bloody movie that in two weeks has grossed $42 million. it opened at number one and last week slipped to number two

    the remake of the texas chainsaw massacre made $28 million

    so if i wanted to please people id write about ultraviolence

    and not sex

    but violence is the easiest thing to write about

    and film

    and do

    being sexy however

    well, then we’re back at elvis again.

    nanowrimo + sk smith + raymis novel would kick mine