1. Friday, October 31, 2003

    happy halloween, kiddies. 

    one of the few holidays that we celebrate here in hollywood.

    today i put on my blogger hoodie and pretended to be an a list blogger. one kid pointed at me and said, hey, it’s jim treacher! another kid said, nah, its andrew sullivan!

    i punched both of them, stole their candy, and kept moving.

    nothing cuter than high school freshman kids squirming in agony on a city street corner in costume moaning my eye, my eye.

    got into the office and almost everyone was dressed up as gang members, which is funny, sorta. its easy though to dress up like that since we have a lot of their stuff in the cage. sad thing is they were dressed as specific gang members who we had either busted or were planning on busting or stealing from.

    one fat guy really had this mexican dude down perfectly.

    if only they knew that their images were being celebrated in a way inside the secret offices of the xbi superhero hq.

    last night i was a little sick. i wanted to go walk down hollywood blvd and get a stuffed animal, a lion, and put it on my shoulder today and have blood coming down his mouth and down my neck.

    i wanted to get a white suit and put glitter all over it and be roy. but i was sick.

    i took some echinacea and went to sleep early and woke up this morning feeling on top of the world.

    thank you hippydrug. asiandrug. whatever sort of drug you are. thank you.

    my computer is still broke, cub fans. my home computer. so if you dont see any updates this weekend its cuz my bro hasnt hooked me up yet. he does it for free and does it wonderfully so we cant blame him. plus he works in the day and rocks at night with my favorite band, and in the order of importance i wouldnt want it any other way.

    so if i forget to tell you on monday, Tsar is playing at the Silverlake Lounge in Silverlake on 2906 Sunset Boulevard Monday night.

    and if i forget to tell you, i thank you for reading my dumb blog.

    its very nice of you.

    drikoland + splinky + oliver willis