hotbabe: what happened today

at work that has you so upset

dumbass: just 2 days of work piled up

dumbass: this is a super hard job

dumbass:and people give me no respect

dumbass:and they dont pay fucking shit

hotbabe: I know it is, but Tony, you are way to good for that job, you should look for something that better suits your talents

dumbass:thats why i want to be a strip club dj

hotbabe: that would not better suit your talents

dumbass: are you kidding me?

dumbass: mandy, mandy everyone, lets keep these ladies happy.

dumbass: next on is roxie, shes from romania, gentlemen

dumbass: how about a little girls girls girls

hotbabe: speechless

dumbass: motley crue

dumbass: just for you

dumbass: she might not be naked, but stephanie is at the long bar and shes mixing up some mucho margaritas

dumbass: on the side stage coming up is verrrrrrronica

hotbabe: tony

dumbass: put your hands together down there in the tip rows

dumbass: dont forget that every tuesday is amateur night

dumbass: two for one dances

dumbass: drink specials

dumbass: and free street parking

dumbass: if you can find it

hotbabe: tony

hotbabe: you are nuts

dumbass: now a little aeorsmith cuz veronica is an angel

hotbabe: its called, GET A JOB WRITING

hotbabe: don’t be so scared of rejection!

dumbass: just got a note from merle in the mens room…

dumbass: people, we put tip jars next to the candy jars in there for a reason

dumbass: if youre going to take the candy, leave a tip, ok?

dumbass: up next is monique all the way here from pareee

dumbass: shes 100 per cent all natural

dumbass: thats au naturalle in her tounge

hotbabe: ok, I have to go pick up my lunch, i will be back soon, and I want you to CUT IT OUT

dumbass: and other place too, i bet