1. Thursday, October 30, 2003

    me and karisa were on the phone the other day 

    which is funny cuz neither of us like the phone and whenever we’re on we dont hang up. we just sit and blab and blab and blab.

    the other night we were talking about beyonce’s legs and i am fully in love with beyonce and i couldnt care less about a hot girls body parts since parts is parts, etc.

    but beyonce has some thick thighs and i cannot lie.

    so because the world is far more judgmental about body parts of sexy sirens, i was telling karisa that beyonce needs to either quit dancing so much that her legs look so mighty, or she needs to stop wearing skirts like the one pictured.

    and then karisa reminded me that in her Crazy in Love video she was wearing pants, and she still looked sexy cuz beyonce is one sexy beyitche.

    and i knew i was probably going to write about this because i know there are lots of girls who would do anything to look like beyonce, thighs and all, and i cant blame them.

    and i also wouldnt blame some if they misunderstood this to think that unless a woman is anorexic shes not attractive.

    thats not what im saying.

    what im saying is j.lo has a booty and we all love her, she might be the most famous woman in the usa right now.

    what im also saying is beyonce has some legs that i wouldnt mind wrapped around my ears (with the expressed permission of jay-z, of course), but she is pushing the limits of what we typically see from our 22 yr old songstresses.

    im ready for that jelly, but is iowa?

    i know, i know, fuck iowa.

    especially since beyonce would be the hottest chick in des moines, without question, even if she was 15 lbs of muscle heavier.

    so yeah, when i say that karisa and i blab and blab about nothing, this is exactly what im talking about.

    noah + ryan s. + muscle 68