i want to thank virginia for inviting me on her sweet ass radio show. i had such a great time. she is such a good host. i felt very comfortable.
we talked about sex drugs rock drinking college life blogging chicago joliet the cubs california greg mcilvane bil clinton maryland crabbing college radio we even said a few curse words cuz we could.
then i prepared to make my big time announcement and her studio audience made trumpet sounds and i told her and everyone listening on the internet and all the ships at sea that yes i would come out with a sequel to last years best seller, Blook,
and it will be called Blook II: For Your Ass.
and man, did people go crazy.
the girl i was with went crazy, the neighbors started yelling, dogs started barking, people came over and knocked on my door, spotlights got turned on and began moving around, fireworks exploded, elephants stomped, midgets flung confetti,
i even think i heard a twenty one gun salute.
it was so awesome being on the radio last night that it really made me want to get an internet radio show, it really made me want to do something with my life, it really made want to dance around my apartment, which i did. and my lady friend laughed.
then my true love called me and i needed to shower because my lady friend was smiling but you could tell
so i went into the shower and my truest was crying, so i took my shower while on the phone and america its easier than i thought it would be. i just didnt wash my hair.
then ashley called wondering if something on my blog was true and i was all, ashley, come on now.
and she was like, it just sounds like you replaced me so fast, all these girls, all everything.
and i was all, nobody could replace you ashley.
and then jeanine called telling me about axel’s birthday.
and then my lady friend rang her little bell which meant it was time for the smoke machine and the black light.
and the jello
and the aerosmith.
blook 2 will be on sale, next week, here on the busblog, just in time for Christmas.
for your ass