1. Friday, November 21, 2003

    man was i busy today. 

    im not really sure if ive worked that hard since, hell, its been a while, maybe back at the dot com when i was hiring 30 to 50 people a week.

    its friday night. its eleven pm. the hot girl from last night is doing a shoot at the roosevelt hotel in hollywood and after she says shes coming straight over to finish what was started last n’ and i dont really talk sex talk in here but what the hell.

    last night she said that she was wantin it but was a little sore in the hey nanu nanu. so i was totally cool with just falling asleep holding her. but this is a reason i date girls, as i was falling asleep she took my hands and was basically all, dude.

    one thing led to another and shes whispering for me to take off her bra.

    just so happens thats one of my favorite little hobbies.

    had to do this one left handed , eyes closed, while kissing and this girl has something to put in that bra, lemme tell you.

    maybe we should have a sexy story every friday night.

    and the thing with curvy girls and their brassierres is that can add a tad more stress to the bra strap snapdeal, making the inital pinch at the buckle a smidge more difficult, which can mean the difference between a holy-shit quickie release of the bra and a oh-man what a struggle tug tug tug slow clumsy manuever.

    outkast was on the boom box.

    eventually got that bra off and she snickered at me for she knew how proud i’d smile after a lightspeed removal of the unmentionable

    and i shared her snicker and she rolled onto her belly

    and i was all

    and then i put on a condom just like i do everytime while promising promises of a confident man calling his shot

    which i highly recommend

    cuz its hot

    and its nice to see if the chick doubledares you or promises something back or checks you out while you put that thing on

    and last nights girl did all the above

    which is why she got invited to be tonights girl

    and now ive got the drive by truckers on

    and now im thinking about all the craziness that went down today

    im thinking about how could it have all happened squooshed like that into one little day.

    i think three girls told me they loved me, and one guy said he wanted to have my baby.

    as many hits as drudge gets, how many times you think a guy tells drudge something like that?

    actually, nevermind.

    had kung pao scallops for lunch, delivered.

    thought about getting a used car

    got to read

    on the bus

    in peace.

    aj made two excellent things this week.