1. Friday, November 21, 2003

    today’s guest blogger 

    from country punk corvids fame

    is no one other than mr. ken layne

    It seems that the critics

    all agreed:

    ‘This is bullshit’

    But one typey-typer

    grinned and snickered,

    ‘Or is it?’

    He would type-type the most

    type-typed ravey of rants

    and Mike Myers would pull

    down the type-typer’s pants!

    ‘A blowjob, a rimjob,

    a dinky-donk-plo job,

    you’ll get what you

    truly deserve!’

    And every movie page ad

    in the Snap City Tribune

    and the Goblin Heights Post

    and the Bough Bubble News-Goon

    and the St. Trickly Times

    and the Goobertown Gazette

    and even the Roggo Flats Daily Tourette!

    Will all put the type-typey’s

    rave up on the top

    with his name big & proud

    his words bold & loud!

    and the name of his paper

    right underneath that …

    a paper so odd they called

    it the Strib

    like a lake-muckian critter

    with the face of a squid

    And the parents perhaps

    not so smart-smart to know

    so they say,

    ‘hey petunia, let’s go see a show!’

    So they wrapped up the

    little ones in wide winters wraps

    and the diapers & dribble cups

    went straight in the night sack

    And off to the mulgi-plex

    where they waited in the line

    with the Beasleys & Weasleys &

    Flat Footed Small Frys

    And finally oh finally when

    the door monkey yelped

    they ran and they ran and the

    fatter folks fell

    and the small ones their faces

    were so bright they lit

    but five minutes later the

    sad truth had hit

    they were stuck at the movies

    with a huge piece of shit!

    ken layne + do youself a flavor and get the new corvids cd