today is christina aguileras birthday

and since shes 23 today i will spell her name correctly.

i love you christina aguilera.

hey, christina aguilera, youre the busblogs woman of the year this year.

nice job, christina aguilera.

some say that youre a trampy ho. i dont. i think youre sweet.

i think its ok to dress like a dirty slut, christina aguilera . mick jagger did that for years and nobody said nothin, so why cant you show your cute lil ass a lil?

you deserve to be the busblogs woman of the year not only for putting out a good cd this year, but for putting out the sexiest single of the year, for being involved in the hottest moment in tv of the year, and for being the dirtiest star of the year.

triple threat baby, thats you.

plus you can sing.

and your hit “beautiful” is a damn anthem to not just for the g/l/t crowd but to everyone.

and youre more punk rock and more madonna-ish than britney has ever been.

and you got fat and then skinny all in one year.

and you had a sold out tour with britneys ex and that was cool.

and you danced with the pussycat dolls in front of your stepfather. which is hot.

but the best thing you did this year was go from that dirty white dirty gray sorta blonde hair to jet black, letting every. body. know that you were the badass biatch on the block. the dirty girl who could sing better than anyone else and push the envelope of what is ho-ey and what isnt ho-ey.

raising the question of can you dress like a slut and not be a slut.

and the answer is of course, yes.

congratulations on your victory, you may claim your date with me anytime in the year 2004.

happy birthday baby.

christina wins best video + christina is deep + christina meets tony

i dont read very much,

and despite peer to peer sharing i dont listen to as much new music as i should.

but i do have every channel that directv broadcasts. other than the smut. although for some reason i have a feeling that those would be my favorite channels if i had them.

but i dont, so here are the best tv shows of 2003.

1. the howard stern show, e!

2. south park, comedy central

3. the simpsons, fox

4. pardon the interruption, espn

5. the simple life, fox

6. live with regis and kelly, abc

7. celebrities uncensored, e!

8. newlyweds: nick and jessica, mtv

9. big brother, cbs

10. the real world, mtv

11. the daily show, comedy central

12. the conan o’brien show, nbc

13. sportscenter, espn

14. e! news live, e!

15. behind the velvet ropes, style

16. mr. personality, nbc

17. survivor, cbs

18. the mclaughlin group, pbs

19. insomniac with dave attell, comedy central

20. monday night football, abc

21. late show with david letterman, cbs

22. the man show, comedy central

23. call for help, tech tv

24. the jimmy kimmel show, abc

25. iron chef, the food network

pink cookies + raymi + ou katie