1. Friday, December 19, 2003

    adam sandler 

    what the hell happened to me

    warner bros. records

    “the chanukah song”


    This is a song that uhh..

    There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..

    not too many Chanukah songs.

    So uhh..

    I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs.

    Here we go…

    Put on your yarmulke

    Here comes Chanukah

    So much funukah

    To celebrate Chanukah

    Chanukah is the festival of lights

    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

    Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

    David Lee Roth lights the menorah

    So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

    Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli

    Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

    Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too

    Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew

    You don’t need “Deck The Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock”

    ‘Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

    Put on your yarmulke

    It’s time for Chanukah

    The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs

    Celebrates Chanukah

    O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

    But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted

    We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

    Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

    Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

    Well he’s not, but guess who is

    All three Stooges

    So many Jews are in showbiz

    Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is

    Tell your friend Veronica

    It’s time to celebrate Chanukah

    I hope I get a harmonicah

    Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah

    So drink your gin and tonicah

    And smoke your marijuanikah

    If you really, really wannakah

    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

    Happy Chanukah