1. Tuesday, December 30, 2003

    i like it when people are obsessed with me. 

    i like it when people talk about me on their blog and other peoples blogs, and in my comments.

    i like it when they become cocky and then eventually frustrated and pissed off when i wont address their silly requests.

    talk about me all you want, blogosphere, it only adds to the hype.

    anna kournikova taught me three things:

    you will never be as bad as people try to make you out as being

    you will never be as cool as people swear that you are

    the worst thing that people can do is ignore you.

    there are far more ghost blogs than kickass blogs and the ghost blogs are written by people who couldnt figure out how to get people to come to their url or get people worked up about their good name.

    some fall for the fakeouts, some take the bait. dont take bait. especially when the bait is nothing more than fat dirty nightcrawlers sold for pennies by children.

    if people talk shit about you and theyre way off base, just take their little spitballs and keep on keeping on.

    when they try so hard to convince you that youre boring, theyre lying.

    ignore the liars.

    liars will take you places you dont wanna go.

    heres where you wanna go

    you wanna drive the lane

    go for the hole

    keep your bald head down charles barkley and go for the hole

    dont listen to the male cheerleaders

    keep your elbow out

    fake right go left

    switch hands

    get scratched

    dunk.

    completely unrelated, a funny thing happened last night. our girl brand trueboy who recently outted herself as hosting a blog that didnt have three writers, but only had one, her, pretending to be three people – ended her whatever-it-was against me.

    i give her major props for ending the feud, and i will either take a picture of my nuts like she requested or i will have a civilized aol chat with her which you will see in the first issue of Lick sometime next month.

    rock on, trueboy. happy holidays.

    bing + blamb + muscle 68