1. Wednesday, December 3, 2003

    my girl paris was on fire tonight. 

    i hope you saw her. i love that she doesnt know anything. do they sell walls at wal*mart, tony? what are wells for?

    your total is $68.51 for all your groceries, paris.

    all we have is $50, can we get the rest free?

    yes you can, baby.

    much as you want.

    i love that her size 0 lowrider jeans fall off of her skeletor body.

    i love that she has a cup titties

    but only when shes bloated

    i love that when she introduces herself she says

    hi, im paris.

    aint no beatin that shit.

    i love that she doesnt know how to work an automatic transmission

    how she doesnt like dead animals

    unless theyre purses or pants or pork chops

    i totally love that she drives too fast.

    you know youre pretty good lookin

    oh yeah

    pretty good lookin

    youre pretty good lookin

    oh yeah

    for a girl

    watched rules of attraction off my tivo.

    pretty awesome.

    then me and karisa talked on the phone for hours.

    fucked up thing. shes got way better stories for your ass than i do.

    simone + lawless + get yourself the corvids cd for christmas!