1. Monday, December 29, 2003

    poor josh. 

    nicki minaj

    all he wanted was someone to love.

    a cute little blonde girl maybe who would chat with him on the innernet and tell him nice little stories about her life and make him feel like a million bucks.

    well josh got lucky, not only did he find this girl but she was super cute.

    she sorta looked like madpony lauren, except her names Chelsey.

    everything a guy could want.

    she had a horse, hot girlfriends, a selfdeprecating sense of humor.

    and mad web design skillz.

    craziest thing though, not only does Chelsey have a horse, but her horse is named Bugsy just like Laurens!

    what are the odds!

    looks like lauren and has a horse named the same as laurens!

    as ashley would say “twinsies!”

    oh, josh, you lucky lucky dirty dog.

    sheeeet.

    then on top of it his girl Chelsey has a friend who looks just like lauren’s sister Kristin pony, ‘cept she spells it Kristen.

    and whats super dooper crazy is Chelsey has a different friend who looks like Kristin, except her name is Tiffany.

    and if that wasnt enough, she even has a friend who looks like Kristin whose name is Melanie.

    God i love the innnernet.

    first we were all lucky enough to get introduced to the madpony girls, and now, lo and behold, out here in california theres a girl who looks just like Lauren and has three friends who all look like Kristin!

    i showed my friends Chelsey’s hometown-aol webpage and they all said it was fake

    i was all, fake?

    they said yeah dude, look at that picture that she says was taken at Payless.

    i said, yeah…?

    they said Payless doesnt have no fuckin pajamas in it!

    i was crushed.

    they i was crushed about what josh would think!

    so i went back to her webpage and found her aol screenname and i decided id get down to the bottom of it.

    me: i have a quick question for you

    Piink Lava: i dont want to talk to u i dont know u

    one thing ive learned in the xbi, when trying to convince people to do things with you, begin by agreeing with them

    me: i dont know you either

    Piink Lava: ok then wut do u want???

    me: does Josh know that you’re not the girl in the pics?

    Piink Lava: sorry but i am the girl i the pics i have sign pics and baby pics to prove now leave me alone

    Piink Lava signed off at 9:42:27 PM.

    so there you have it.

    proof!

    there is not only another lauren, but shes younger, lives in cali, and has three hot friends who look like kristin.

    and one of her pictures is nearly exactly like the madpony christmas card that they sent out to 100+ people this year.

    i heart this country.

    update: within minutes Chelsey took down “her” page out of shame of being exposed on the busblog, here’s a cached version of the main page and photo page and heres “her” image directory… maybe the girls just look like our madpony friends

    chelsey’s original page: piink lava + fakerz do this to nay all the time