1. Monday, December 8, 2003

    saturday night live tries so hard to 

    make jimmy fallon funny or interesting or edgy or witty but all they end up making him look is pathetic.

    the other day they wrote him some good double entendre jokes with miss paris hilton and you know youre not much of a comedian when shes better at reading the jokes than you are.

    lucky for him most girls and gay guys think hes cute.

    hank in my comments says that i should stop trying to be charles bukowski and just get back to being tony pierce and hes got a point, buk was a great poet short storyist and novelist and im just an average blogger and photo essayist.

    but then bro from france told me that i should give up blogging for a while and write a novel.

    i dont want to write any damn novels.

    and i dont want to stop blogging.

    and i certainly dont want to go to work tomorrow.

    super hot chick came over today to take me to the laundrymat. we never made it out of the house.

    nice.

    soon as she came into the house i couldnt keep my hands off her. best part was she loved my hands all over her. third girl in a row ive met who feels this way about my hands on their person. fascinating.

    we were making out standing up. my hands wouldnt leave her ass. then they settled for the lower back. skin so smooth i was sure she was just another android, but the switch on the back of her neck only flipped from human to superhuman and didnt include android, so we were good.

    my sheets were off my bed, pillowcases filled with dirty clothes, so she threw me on the bare mattress and i bounced right off cuz you need the jams. came back from the weight room with the boom box, popped in the new nelly, the derrty remixes, took off my cubs hat, and clapped twice.

    now im a sucka for cornrows and manicured toes

    ho

    droppin outta high school, going straight to the pros

    ho

    and there was a time when i could make it through a double album but lately ive been lucky if i can make it to the chorus of track one

    which is fine cuz the thai arrived and what cheerleader doesnt love thai on a rainy coldy sunday night?

    we ate all cuddled up and toasty and watched the simpsons which was good, south park which was great, and viva la bam which was pretty good.

    and then she asked for second helpings and i asked if i could at least put a sheet down and she said of course, but we never made it off the couch.

    franklin ave + treacher + dawn olsen + david janes