1. Thursday, December 18, 2003

    today is christina aguileras birthday 

    and since shes 23 today i will spell her name correctly.

    i love you christina aguilera.

    hey, christina aguilera, youre the busblogs woman of the year this year.

    nice job, christina aguilera.

    some say that youre a trampy ho. i dont. i think youre sweet.

    i think its ok to dress like a dirty slut, christina aguilera . mick jagger did that for years and nobody said nothin, so why cant you show your cute lil ass a lil?

    you deserve to be the busblogs woman of the year not only for putting out a good cd this year, but for putting out the sexiest single of the year, for being involved in the hottest moment in tv of the year, and for being the dirtiest star of the year.

    triple threat baby, thats you.

    plus you can sing.

    and your hit “beautiful” is a damn anthem to not just for the g/l/t crowd but to everyone.

    and youre more punk rock and more madonna-ish than britney has ever been.

    and you got fat and then skinny all in one year.

    and you had a sold out tour with britneys ex and that was cool.

    and you danced with the pussycat dolls in front of your stepfather. which is hot.

    but the best thing you did this year was go from that dirty white dirty gray sorta blonde hair to jet black, letting every. body. know that you were the badass biatch on the block. the dirty girl who could sing better than anyone else and push the envelope of what is ho-ey and what isnt ho-ey.

    raising the question of can you dress like a slut and not be a slut.

    and the answer is of course, yes.

    congratulations on your victory, you may claim your date with me anytime in the year 2004.

    happy birthday baby.

    christina wins best video + christina is deep + christina meets tony