1. Tuesday, February 10, 2004

    this is new york fashion week 

    and on monday betsey johnson showed her new line. to celebrate miss montreal came over last night dressed up as an 80s ho. betsey would have been proud.

    she had a striped shirt dress that barely covered her coochie, fishnets, bangles, pink earrings, and tall fuck me boots. so i fucked her.

    you know youre with a good girl when you reach down the fishnets and you’re doing your thing and you whisper that youre sorry but that youre trying to be gentle cuz you dont want to rip her stockings and shes all i dont care if you rip my fucking stockings and she rips em for you.

    i suppose theres other ways to know when youre with a good girl but thats one way.

    my truest gave me back a few crates of cds that i gave her years back when we split. apparently she never cracked open the ted nugent box set nor any of the motorhead cds or many of the other assorted masterpieces so she brought them over this weekend and last night as miss montreal was over i popped in the first cypress hill cd from my old box of love.

    heres a game you can play with cypress hill and a half naked betsey johnson looking canadian girl in your waterbed.

    every time that one guy in the background repeats what the main guy says, kiss the girl.

    every time they mention drugs of some sort, squeeze her ass.

    every time they talk about cops fucking up their shit do something with a boobie.

    and like most cds, dont get her naked and dont let her get you naked until the first track is completed. if youre a super good boy wait till the end of the second track.

    and of course, dont head for the home stretch until the cd has completed and it starts repeating.

    musical cues my friends. life is full of tiny little musical cues to help your unworthy ass out.

    ben’s daily blarf + regerchris + hosemonster is getting hitched